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This stats shows the Packers lost and the bears won the draft

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Vince Carbonneau
May 6, 2024  (2:43 PM)
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After the suspenseful conclusion of the NFL Draft, the consensus is resoundingly clear: the Chicago Bears emerge as the undeniable victors. And this proclamation isn't merely biased enthusiasm from a Bears-centric blog; it's grounded in cold, hard mathematics. Armed with the power of numbers, fallibility becomes a distant memory.

But wait, it gets even sweeter. The only thing more gratifying than the Bears' triumph is the Packers' defeat. Fortunately, the numbers don't lie. According to the irrefutable laws of mathematics, the Bears reign supreme in the 2024 NFL Draft, while the Packers suffer the ignominy of being labeled the biggest losers. Here's the breakdown.

On a fateful Monday, Twitter user Steven Patton, boasting an M.S. in economics, unleashed a tweet that wasn't just any tweet�it was a mathematical revelation! Despite the cryptic terminology like "Weighted Position Surplus" and "Blind Surplus," the presence of axes and colored quadrants lends an air of authority. Suffice it to say, it's convincing.

Now, after scrutinizing this chart for a solid twelve minutes, allow me to impart my profound understanding:

1. The Bears dominated the NFL Draft, potentially securing their place in history with an unparalleled performance. The math unequivocally confirms it.

2. Conversely, the Packers floundered in the draft, potentially marking it as their worst performance in NFL history. Again, the math corroborates this verdict. When the Weighted Position Surplus value unequivocally designates your GM as the worst, accepting defeat is the only recourse. Sorry, Packers fans, but even Tom Telesco outshines your GM.

So, the next time a Packers fan gets too boastful, remind them that the Weighted Position Surplus has spoken, and it wasn't in their favor. Embrace the math; after all, who are we to question its authority?

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